Published Work
12 Moments You Thought You Could Forget, but Your Phone's Photo "Memories" Function Won't Let You - Points in Case
I Tried These 5 Cleaning Products to Get a Massive Blood Stain Out of My Carpet - The Belladonna Comedy
The Terrifying Stories Behind Your Favourite Thrift Store Finds - The Belladonna Comedy
Thank You For Your Application, But We’ve Decided To Go In Another Direction - The Belladonna Comedy
Competitive Sidewalk Sharing Sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s - The Belladonna Comedy
What Your Favorite Artificial Flavor Says About Your Childhood - Slackjaw
Realistic Dog Treats - Slackjaw
Classic Windows Screensavers Ranked by Werner Herzog - The Haven
The Hidden Meaning Behind Chain Restaurant Slogans - The Corndog
A Day at Secret Starbucks - The Corndog
Everyone Brought Dip to the Potluck - The Corndog
Everything I Eat in a Day as Someone Pretending to be a Google Employee - The Corndog
A Heartfelt Plea From the Popcorn Kernel Lodged in Your Teeth - The Corndog
A Letter From the Children’s Union Re: How Small Halloween Candy Bars Have Gotten - The Corndog